Mudcrutch

Tom Petty's first band, Mudcrutch, released their debut album today. Amazing music.

Oh yeah, and how 'bout them Hawks!!!!! whooooo!

I couldn't have said it better myself

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American Idull

Why the heck did the producers of American Idol decide to let the contestants sing Andrew Lloyd Webber songs this week? It was awful. One of the worst Idol shows ever. American Idol is about finding the next music superstar. And in America, music superstars aren't Broadway singers. Sure, Webber's songs are extremely good, but they're out of place on American Idol. I'm now totally convinced that American Idol producers are fixing this show. It is set up so that the little young dude, David Archuletta, makes it to the finals against the rocker, David Cook. Guaranteed. Cook is all right. He seems kinda douchey, but he's a guy who could sell mucho records. On the other hand, Archuletta blows. Yeah, he can sing well, but who cares. He will not sell any records. What genre of music would he sing? We already have one Josh Groban in this world, and one is enough. Archuletta can only sing ballads and such. I guess it would make sense for him to win though. The majority of Idol winners have gone on to fail in the music industry. Taylor Hicks? Ruben Studdard? Where's Fantasia these days? The two people who bucked that trend? Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. Hmm, attractive white girls who can actually sing being successful in the music industry? Imagine that! Sorry Mr. Archuletta, you are sorta white, but you ain't no girl. Don't worry though Archuletta, Clay Aiken called me and said he would love to hang out with you. 

So who do I think should win this year? The Jack Johnson-ish kid with dreads or the blonde, innocent girl. aka Jason and Brooke.  At least those two are real musicians. They would both be successful if placed in the right situation. Unfortunately, American Idol isn't putting them in that situation. 

I gotta stop watching this show. 

Litter

Screw Green Week. Going Green. Earth Day. And all that other junk. It's just a marketing ploy by the liberal socialist pleather wearing people of this country. Don't get me wrong, I believe we should take better care of our earth. But these green people are just as looney as the PETA people. So in honor of Earth Day and Green Week, I plan on littering at least once this week, and I plan on using as much water as possible. I will also be leaving my lights on more often this week. 

This is just typical liberal thinking. They create a problem (global warming) and then offer suggestions so they can fix it....a problem that in actuality does not exist.  And then they look like heroes when they decide that the problem no longer exists because of all the good they did. Screw Green Week. I'm not going green for anybody. When did green become the magic color anyways? Long Live King George W Bush! Four More Years!

Joke Time

Why don't Mexicans celebrate Thanksgiving?

-Because Taco Bell is closed on Thanksgiving.

Why are Aspirins white?

-Because they work.

And finally....

Why did Hitler kill himself?

-Because he saw his gas bill.

Thank You! I'll be here all week.

75-68

yes, that was the final score of the NCAA Men's Championship Game, and I guessed it correctly when I filled out my bracket before the tournament started. Now, I didn't pick the right teams for the game, but hey I picked the exact final score. Doesn't that count for something? Anything? No? ok.

So this past weekend was pretty cool, especially Saturday night. I met real, authentic hippies. craziness indeed. 

There's a new addition at the house here in Stone Mountain...a dog. not my idea. we'll see how this turns out...

Panera-noid

a pseudo-play-on-words. as in paranoid. 

Yes I think paranoid is the word to describe my habit of eating at Panera Bread. I'm not paranoid about eating at Panera, but I am paranoid, or should I say Panera-noid, about how often I eat at each Panera around my area. 

You see, when I am in a crunch and need to eat and have no idea what to eat. I usually resort to Panera. However, I try not to frequent any Panera more than once a week. In my head, it would look weird to go to the same place more than one time a week, especially a place like Panera. It's too easy for the workers to start noticing you there, especially if you go around the same time every time, as I do. I don't want to be noticed and I don't want to have a lot of unnecessary interaction with the workers. 

So the question is....HOW DO I AVOID THIS SITUATION?

I visit a different Panera each time. There is one that is very convenient for me to go to, and there are two others that are slightly out of the way. In my whacked mind, though, I would rather drive out of the way to pick up some food than become a noticeable regular at the Panera near my house. 

So now I just rotate from Panera to Panera....and sometimes to Panera. Yes, sometimes I visit there three times a week. Not necessarily out of absolute love for the food, I like the food, but the main reason is that there are relatively few choices available that serve quick, guilt-free food. 

White People

I'm winning so far in my fantasy baseball league. Super!

Here's a link to a hilarious blog called "Stuff White People Like." It's so true....that's why it's funny. get it? But seriously, it is funny. Stuff White People Like

I don't know if it's on the list, but I think fantasy baseball is one of those things that only white people like. 

Go Braves!